Doughy Pillsbury Lawyer Demonstrates Why You Should Shut Up on Your Cell Phone

It sucks to find out you're getting laid off. It sucks a lot worse to find out you're getting laid off because a lawyer yakked about it at high volume on a commuter train.

Seems that a fella—a law firm partner!—riding a crowded train from DC was talking on his cell phone so loud that a nearby law student overheard him, took down the details, and leaked it all to legal blog Above the Law. And he was talking about layoffs. That were secret. Shucks:

His conversation, though he stressed how necessary it was to be kept secret (ah, the irony), detailed the current plans of Pillsbury to lay off somewhere in the range of 15-20 attorneys from four offices by the end of March, including a few senior associates with low billable hours and two or three first-year associates...What's more, he was NAMING NAMES over the phone!

Ha, and then ATL blogger David Lat deviously confirmed it by emailing the lawyer, Robert Robbins, and saying his name was "Jennifer Everett," and hey, were you on the train yesterday? He was! Now the law firm has apologized. A few simple reminders:

  • Shut up on the train, on your phone, and especially on your phone on the train.
  • Everybody is sending everything to bloggers at all times.
  • That mystery girl who emailed you out of the blue saying she saw you somewhere is definitely scamming you somehow.
  • Lawyers, Law students, law bloggers: not a trustworthy one in the bunch.
  • Again, just shut up.