The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

On Twitter, no brush with celebrity can go unremarked. Guess which member of the Twitterati slept with George Clooney and which one held hands at Ryan Seacrest's workplace!

The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

British tabloid reporter Simon Crisp inadvertently became the story.

The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

Talking Points Memo blogger Matt Cooper thought about his equipment.

The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof lived out every straight woman's fantasy.

The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

Patty Rodriguez, a writer for Ryan Seacrest, probed workplace boundaries.

The Twitterati Hold Hands with George Clooney's HoseS

KNBC TV personality Shira Lazar did nothing to improve the reputation of TV personalities.

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