Creative Director Seeks Whorish Assistant

You never know with Craigslist ads; the good offers are fake, and the outrageous ones are often real. It's not really unthinkable that an ad person would straightforwardly ask for a slutty personal assistant, right?

Creative Director Needs a Sexy Female Personal Assistant (Nolita / Bowery)

I'm an established Creative Director and i need your help. I'm looking for a great personal assistants who will eventually be able to do my job when i'm out of town... The best way to learn this is to watch it up close and personal.

Candidates must be female, pretty, drug free, dependable, VERY open minded and available to work hard to please the boss.

Enthusiasm and a good attitude is also required. Past Experiences a personal assistant or being a creative person are helpful qualities as well but not required.

If you're interested and think this might be a good job opportunity for you please send me some pictures OF YOU. Be sure to include a resume if you have one.

Now you might say that "Be sure to include a resume if you have one" just has to be a joke line; but I might reply that this ad was posted at 2:47 a.m., which is when people are drunk, so you never know. [Craigslist via Agency Spy]