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    You Cannot Out-Meta Cary Tennis

    Recent J-School Grad Cries to Cary Tennis

    Sad Young Literary Man Seeks Advice From Cary Tennis

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    'It Would Certainly Inflict Pain'

    "What about the physical effects of hot-sauce-laced sperm in a woman's vagina?...if thousands or millions of totally uninformed young men go around putting hot sauce in condoms, who is to blame?" [Cary Tennis, naturally]


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