Octogenarian gossipmonger Liz Smith was dropped by the New York Post yesterday, but she doesn't want you all to fret. She has other outlets! Although she still, charmingly, doesn't understand the internet at all:

I will still be writing a five-days-a-week column for my syndicated TMS newspapers, also twice a week here, in Daily Variety, and especially for the WowOwow website where next month we expect 1 million unique hits (visitors) and it's growing. My daily column also appears on the Drudge Report.

Ha, OH LIZ. When will you stop writing things that make us break out the "OH LIZ" tag? Hopefully never! [Variety]

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