Internet fameball and brand new blogger Jake Lodwick maybe posted a sex picture of himself? Unfortunately we are obligated by fate to bring this to you. Compare and contrast if you want to (don't):

Lodwick in January:

From his Tumblr, yesterday:

Is that him? Is this yet another example of a lack of identity causing someone to obsessively overshare on the Internet in a desperate search for validation from the faceless public? We will be trying not to think about those questions, or anything else that might cause us to recall this post, ever again.

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