The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

What's in Ruth Reichl's freezer? What disappoints Martha Stewart? Which New York wantrepreneur is about to get a snowball to the face? And why is a CNN reporter freaking out? Twitter has all the answers:

The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

Martha Stewart looked down on New Yorkers intimidated by snow, a group which includes home-bound Gawker editor Gabriel "I'm taking a snow day" Snyder. And then she got into a crazy Twitter conversation with Perez Hilton about cupcakes. Which is pretty much what she deserved.

The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

CNET's Twitter beat reporter, Caroline McCarthy, lived up to Stewart's haughty expectations.

The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

New York editrix Jessica Coen watched television in the middle of the day.

The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

CNN's Rick Sanchez had an all-caps freakout over AIG.

The Twitterati Take a Snow DayS

Gourmet editor-in-chief Ruth Reichl gave us a disturbing view of her larder and psyche.

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