Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

Blue? Just read Twitter, and you'll feel better. Jimmy Fallon's producer cried from fatigue. So did a Gizmodo blogger. An ABC news guy's biggest accomplishment? Going to the DMV. The sad life of Twitteronians:

Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

Inhuman, caffeine-fueled Gizmodo blogging machine Matt Buchanan broke down.

Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

ABC's John Berman resisted the urge to dance.

Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

Sun Myung Moon employee Christina Bellantoni got told by a Congressional aide.

Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon producer Gavin Purcell was very, very tired.

Do You Cry, or Do You Just Twitter?

Formerly important editorial person Bonnie Fuller failed at Twitter. (140 characters max, Bonnie — but don't worry, even Google's CEO got that wrong.)

Anyone else's tweets we should keep an eye on? Send us more Twitter usernames, please — or email us your favorite tweets.