Michael Jackson is giving a press conference right now about some tour dates, and the CNN cameras decided to follow his bus as it sped toward the event. Only their anchors didn't give a shit.

Tony Harris didn't even bother to get the name of the venue correct (it's O2, not Q2), and just sorta mumbled through the proceedings before turning to 'real' news, hoping to get the broadcast "back on the rails again." A weary nation agrees wholeheartedly with him.

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