It's Fashion Week in gay Paris! Making it, you know, even more gay. The event always showcases the wildest of modern garments, so we've put together a gallery of some of our favorites. Bon Appetit!

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

"Tell my mother Demeter that I miss her."

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Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

The arch nemesis of Princess Yellow Boots.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

If the girl in the middle just keeps her shit together, these three are totally gonna get into that R-rated movie.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

"Are you enjoying what my face is doing to you?"

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

"Yes, hi. I'm here for the job interview?"

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

On her way to kill Bastian. (In the sequel).

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

Do not accept a chimney sweep from this street urchin. Trust me. (This, by the way, was designed by Wolfgang Joop, the guy who called Heidi Klum heavy. So, good work Joop).

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

When it's windy, they play Für Elise.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

So, yes. Muzzy is dead. But at least we now have this great coat.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

Oddjob's American niece, Brandy.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

"I've been in the bat cave for...oh, three years now? The rent's cheap, but there are some drawbacks."

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

Countess Browntrousers is the arch nemesis of all.

Paris Fashion Week: Stocked Up On Crazy

"I'd better put on my goggles, 'cause I'm already flying! Ha Ha! Get It? Ha. Sigh... I'm addicted to drugs."


All images via AP