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    Michael Phelps: 'We All Know What You And I Are Talking About'

    The swimming fella Michael Phelps was on the Today show this morning talking about his BONG SCANDAL, now that everyone has stopped caring. He's not saying what he did but he won't do it again*.

    *In South Carolina. Click to watch Cheech McWeedy spill.


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