The most cathartic part of our week is here. We have to read all the awful unapproved comments all week. You don't. Well, you didn't. Now you have to read six of the worst:

Why are gays always saying they are gays?:

Why are news ladys always squirtin' every which wheres?:

Why does this person want to quit their job, which is apparently working for a James Bond villain?:

Sometimes, why are Jews?:

If a joke falls on a blog and one commenter doesn't get it, are they an idiot?:

Really, though, what's wrong with us?: