Lindsay Lo Handcuffed?S

There is a warrant out for the muff-diving drunk-driving star of I Know Who Killed Me Lindsay Lohan. The warrant was issued by the LAPD last night but need Lohan be worried?

Short answer: Maybe, The firecrotch kid is made of second and third chances but judges, in general, do not like it when defendants ignore their orders. According to Hollyscoop, the warrant was issued because Ms. Lohan failed to "comply with court orders stemming back from her last DUI arrest." When we last left the not-then-yet-Sapphic startlet, she had been arrested twice in 2007 for DUI, once while driving with a suspended license a week after she got out of rehab (It was called Promises. Heh). Lohan was sentenced to community service (NO MORE BIPOLAR STRIPPER CRIPPLE MOVIES!) and rehab. Let's face it: That's a wrist slap, a dainty stroke of the legal wand.

But Ms. Lohan has too much on her plate these days to placate the long arm of the law. She is embroiled in perhaps the most important and tempestuous love affair of our time. Do you think Gertrude Stein paid all her parking tickets? Do you reckon Vita Sackville-West paid her library dues? Our advice to Lohan: Run. Just Run. Run and Love. Love a lot. Never stop. Run.