Terriblest Project Runway Contestant Ever Throws Cat at Person

The constantly hissing and mewling Runway contestant Kenley Collins is in legal trouble. While fighting with her ex-boyfriend, the fifth-season finalist threw several peculiar things at him: a computer, apples, and a cat.

TMZ reports that the fashion competition show star is facing charges on six crimes, ranging from weapons possession to assault with a deadly cat. She was arrested in Brooklyn early Tuesday morning, and has since been released. According to some legal documents Kenley told her ex after the feline frenzy that he was "lucky," that it "could've been a lot worse." Like, a dog? A boa constrictor? Two cats?

A neighbor tells the New York Post that the couple has a history of violence:

Lately there has been a lot of yelling. I can hear Kenley much louder than I can hear Zak. When she speaks, she yells. Since she moved in around September there have been a lot of noise problems.

The Post goes on to describe the altercation:

According to law enforcement sources, an enraged Collins woke Penley up just after 7 a.m. by hurling their cat in his face. Then she threw her laptop, and as he fell crawled on the floor, slammed a door on his head. She threw three apples, and doused him with water, before he was able to dial 911.

For her part, Kenley says it was "a miscommunication." She thought her BF would enjoy having a cat thrown at his face.

Not much to add here other than Kenley: You're meowt.