The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

After Facebook's redesign, when is Twitter's coming? We want a feature that filters for vapidity. We'd hate that, too, because we'd never see tweets like these from Jenny 8. Lee, Sarah Lacy, and Randi Zuckerberg:

The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

Yoga instructor/reporter Liz Glover prepped for some interviews.

The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

Tech author Sarah Lacy pursued a fad detox regimen.

The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

North Carolina journalist Beth Brooke suffered through the afternoon.

The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

New York Times eccentric Jenny 8. Lee had a manicure disaster.

The Twitterati Want a Pumpkin-Chocolate Chip Muffin, Followed by the Blueprint CleanseS

Facebook spokessister Randi Zuckerberg experienced a fit of Jewishness.

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