Drudge: "ORGANIC: World's Deadliest Spider Found in WHOLE FOODS Produce..." Story: two experts dispute both the identification of the spider and that spider's deadliness. Plus:

Because he didn't read the actual story before linking, Drudge (or Breitbart!) missed the most important part: "Researchers have found its venom also stimulates an hours-long erection in men." See, Matt, that would've made an ever better headline than your weird knee-jerk anti-hippie "organic is stupid" first response.

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