The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

Twitter is so fresh and so now! It's where rumors get debunked and celebrities break up! And yet media people like James Poniewozik, Caroline McCarthy, and Bonnie Fuller make it just as banal as ever:

The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

Self-described "popologist" Lyneka Little took a ride on Ikea's wild side.

The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

Revision3 CEO Jim Louderback, the man responsible for inflicting Kevin Rose's Diggnation on the world, apparently couldn't afford a rental car in L.A.

The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

CNET News oversharer Caroline McCarthy filled us in on her food preferences.

The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

Time columnist James Poniewozik watched CNN Fox News shoutyman Glenn Beck play Jenga on live TV.

The Twitterati Drive Across the Yellow Lines of Our Minds

Formerly important media person Bonnie Fuller made the Lance Armstrong collarbone-break story all about her.

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