Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

Why isn't there, like, an iPhone app that does all your actual work so you can spend your day chatting with friends on Twitter? Touré, Courtney Hazlett, and Kurt Andersen puzzled over similar questions:

Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

MSNBC's Courtney Hazlett dreamed of doing lazy Nexis searches from the beach.

Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

Engadget blogger Nilay Patel got abused by Microsoft, instead of the other way around.

Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

Kurt Andersen dined out in L.A.

Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

Music journalist Touré did nothing to decrease the amount of violence in the world.

Sweetbread Piccata iPhone App Makes the Twitterati Go Chris Brown

Wired's Danny Dumas overestimated the difficulty of getting mentioned in Gawker.

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