The judges gave wounded Apple cofounder Steve Wozniak 10 out of 30 for what one called "the worst samba I've ever seen" Monday night. And yet Tuesday voters kept him on Dancing With the Stars.

Woz's quip:

I was more shocked than any time in my life. Maybe except when I got served with divorce papers.

Turns out I'm not alone in thinking Woz makes a great reality TV star. It's not like we want to watch quality dancing; we just want entertainment. And we're getting it for at least one more week.