Whoremaster and adult diaper fetishist (oh, and US Senator) David Vitter freaked the fuck out in an airport earlier this month. He will not be charged, because motherfucker can get away with anything.

Seriously: if you opened the security door at your plane's gate after it was closed and locked, you would be arrested. The TSA would not "[work] with local partners to review the incident and [determine] the actions of the individual did not pose a security threat." They would just put you in jail!

But no, this menace roams free.

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