The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

A Today anchorlady thinks her cohost is higher than a kite, a New Yorker aims to get drunk, Alex Balk perks up his ears, and everyone else pretends to work. The latest from Twitteronia:

The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

Ann Curry of the Today Show accused Matt Lauer of being on drugs.

The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

New Yorker writer Susan Orlean had a drink.

The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

Technology Review fauxmosexual-in-chief Jason Pontin kept up the appearance of working.

The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

Gawker alumnus Alex Balk learned something new.

The Twitterati Will Have Painkillers, Two CDs, and a Martini

AllThingsD blogger Peter Kafka tried to keep the music industry afloat.

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