Financial Crisis Villains Identified: Nillas

Brazil's president has placed the fault for this financial crisis right where it belongs: on "white people with blue eyes." They just look shady. Don't like it? Get used to it, Nilla!

Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva was once a (white) factory worker. Now he's the Elijah Muhammad of the new global depression!

During a joint press conference, he suddenly pointed his finger at [British PM Gordon Brown] and said, "This is a crisis that was caused by white people with blue eyes. And before the crisis, they looked as if they knew everything about economics."

"Since I am not acquainted with any black bankers, I can only say that this part of humanity that is the major victim of the world crisis, these people should pay for the crisis? I cannot accept that."

HEH. Sarah Lawrence students will all be rocking this dude's face on t-shirts within a matter of minutes! It's just nice he didn't blame the Jews, right? Let's expand things a little here! "Black people don't hate Jews. Black people hate white people." [NYP. Pic via]