Intrepid Oak Park (Illinois) Leaves (the actual paper's name) reporter John P. Huston videotaped his rival reporter, Marty Stempniak from the hated Wednesday Journal, napping at an Oak Park Village Board meeting. This means war.
Sure, the Oak Park Leaves- Wednesday Journal rivalry has always been a bitter one, but did John P. Huston's japery go too far this time?
This slight will be avenged, in the typical small-town fashion, by shooting up a school. [via Romenesko]