Dispatches from the land of Twitteronia: Penelope Trunk and Brooke Hammerling wrestled with their relationships, while Jason Pontin and Chris Lehmann wrestled with the facts. These are the fights Twitter always wins:
Bicoastal tech PR maven Brooke Hammerling broke up with her BlackBerry.
Technology Review Twitterer-in-chief Jason Pontin let the facts get in the way of a good story.
Blogger Penelope Trunk abbreviated her relationship.
Chris Lehmann, better known as Mr. Ana Marie Cox, confused Elizabeth Edwards with Maureen Dowd.