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    Send Us Your April Fool's Media Memos

    Yes, we saw the Guardian piece, YouTube's upside-down layout and Google's blogging robot Panda. Sorta funny. Funnier are the memos being forwarded around media orgs, such as "Forbes to Sell Brother." Send us others!

    We're not quite sure who wrote this Forbes missive — it's being passed around by in the growing ranks of former Forbesers, such as here and here, ), but eccentric Malcolm Forbes (that's him kissing Elizabeth Taylor), whose empire the Forbes brothers have run into the ground, would probably approve.

    Politico's joke memo, according to Ben Smith, meanwhile includes the line, "Win the Dawn!" We'd like to see the rest, please. (Here it is.)

    FORBES TO SELL BROTHER

    March 31, 2009
    New York City

    In a further sign of worsening conditions in the magazine industry,
    Forbes LLC today announced it would be selling one of the company's
    namesake brothers.

    The announcement, made late Tuesday by Chairman and Editor-in-Chief
    Steve Forbes, came amidst a new wave of layoffs at the magazine and
    caught few observers by surprise. The company in recent years has sold
    off assets ranging from its south seas island, a helicopter from the
    company yacht, Faberge eggs, a Colorado cattle ranch, toy soldiers, a
    palace in Morocco and historical documents
    including Lincoln's final address as President. The Forbes building
    itself, at 60 Fifth Avenue, was put on the market in 2007.

    Yesterday's announcement squelched rumors the company has nothing left
    to sell.

    "Pop always told us," said Mr. Forbes, referring to his late father,
    legendary publisher Malcolm Forbes, "that people are our greatest
    asset. Now the time has come to prove him right by monetizing one of
    my three brothers." Exactly which brother would be sold was not
    immediately clear.

    Initial speculation favored Christopher, 'Kip' Forbes, whose role in
    the organization has been diminished following the sale of artworks
    from the family collections, over which he had responsibility. A
    number of Middle Eastern buyers are believed to be interested in the
    still-boyish executive, bon vivant and man-about-town. Siblings
    Timothy and Robert manage other divisions of the company, for now. A
    sister, Moira, has no involvement in the business and is believed not
    to be for sale.

    In making his announcement, Mr. Forbes professed optimism about the
    future, especially that of Forbes.com, which attracts some 20 million
    users daily. "If pop were here," he said, grinning broadly, "I'm sure
    he'd crack open the world's most expensive bottle of wine." The Forbes
    family once owned the most expensive bottle, bought at auction for
    $156,000 in 1985. It was later found to contain vinegar.

    Mr. Forbes is author most recently of 'Flat Tax Revolution: Using a
    Postcard to Abolish the IRS.' He is a four-time winner of the highly
    prestigious Crystal Owl Award, given annually to the financial
    journalist whose economic forecasts for the coming year have proved
    most accurate.

    [Photo by LIFE © Time Inc.]


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