"Alaskans deserve to have a fair election not tainted by some announcement that one of the candidates was convicted fairly of seven felonies, when in fact it wasn't a fair conviction," Palin told the Anchorage Daily News in an interview.
Hah, yes, well, it wasn't fair when voters thought Barack Obama was a muslim socialist terrorist who should be feared, but they still made the right call.
Anyways, Palin says the fact that the Justice Department finally stopped it's completely inept prosecution of Ted Stevens for crimes that he's still probably guilty of means that there should now be a special election or something, and she calls on Mark Begich to step down, because why not, let's just call on people to do stupid things that make no sense. We call on Mayor Bloomberg to ride a dragon to our birthday party!
The head of the Alaska GOP, some guy who won a contest probably, agrees! Congressional Republicans and people with brains in their heads, not so much.
"In light of the good news yesterday, I am sure many of us wish we could turn the clock back to last November," said Alaska's senior GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski. "Unfortunately, that is not an option."
Corrupt dick Rep Don Young wants to have it both ways, sort of, with the bemoaning the sad treatment of his political hero but also not demanding crazy things.
"The seated senator there, Mark Begich, will be in the Senate, he will do a good job," Young told Fox News. "It's just sad that Alaskans were frankly hoodwinked into malfeasance of office work by the Justice Department itself."
What does that second sentence mean? Anyone?
Meanwhile, Palin daughter-impregnator Levi Johnston went on Tyra to lie about using a condom when he impregnated Bristol Palin one of the many times they had hot high school sex. He is still basically a sad, kinda dumb kid, but his "the condom had a wardobe malfunction" excuse is still less dumb than whatever thing Sarah Palin will say to the press next.