The most cathartic part of our week is here. We have to read all the awful unapproved comments all week. You don't. Well, you didn't. Now you have to read some of the worst:

Some of the Unapproved are actually sort of funny:

Some don't know that Pareene's from Minnesota:

Some don't understand how a blog works:

Some are clone conspiracy theorists:


(He's back!)

Some like to insult people's intellect, while discussing American Idol:

Some are victims of their own desires:

And the rest are just idiots:

(OK, so yes, some of those commenters were approved. But whatever. And when I say "idiots", I mean it lovingly. Sort of.)