Man, those activist judges, out in Iowa, Massachusetts, California, and Connecticut. Those damn liberals keep making us get gay married, all the time! Thanks a lot, Republicans.

Yes, an Andrew Sullivan reader noticed that a bunch of the judges who sodomize our traditional family values for kicks were appointed by Republicans! The guy who wrote the Iowa opinion today? Appointed by conservative Republican Terry Brandstad!

So if the GOP really wants judicial activism to end they should probably let Democrats appoint all the judges, from now on.

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