Glenn Beck takes his lumps from Fox News colleagues Shep Smith and Dennis Miller, but that's OK, because the Fox & Friends crew will happily fluff his ego back into shape each morning.

The poetry, the praise for his "AWESOME" show, the compliments about his clothes — really, guys, you're too kind. Especially considering that MSNBC's morning guy is constantly arguing with and mocking his network colleagues, and their families. Aren't the liberals supposed to be the pushovers?

Thanks to intern Nicole Keller for hunting down and compiling this madness.