Glenn Beck takes his lumps from Fox News colleagues Shep Smith and Dennis Miller, but that's OK, because the Fox & Friends crew will happily fluff his ego back into shape each morning.

The poetry, the praise for his "AWESOME" show, the compliments about his clothes — really, guys, you're too kind. Especially considering that MSNBC's morning guy is constantly arguing with and mocking his network colleagues, and their families . Aren't the liberals supposed to be the pushovers?

Thanks to intern Nicole Keller for hunting down and compiling this madness.