David Spade: Permadork

Kate Spade's husband Andy—he's also David Spade's brother! Who cares? Well nobody really, if you want to be a dick about it, but it's good to know David Spade was a nerd from day one:

One night when David was tagging along to a party, he came down the stairs wearing a light blue shirt and light blue pants.

"Andy was like, ‘You're not going to wear that out, are you?'" said David. "I was like, ‘Yeah, why, what's wrong with it?' And he was like, ‘Well, it doesn't match.' I was like, ‘Dude! What're you talking about, it's light blue and light blue-what could match more than that?'" (David says these days his brother occasionally asks him if he's still dressing like a "Hollywood jackass.")

This is from Spencer Morgan's weekly "Profile of some quirkyannoying dude in Manhattan," which this week is rather more meandering and aimless than usual, although there's David Spade, right in the middle of it all, still talking. [NYO; Pic via]