How is tomorrow different from all other nights? The sitting president is having a seder! (Bush couldn't handle the four glasses of fruity European wine, obv.) Here are some things Obama probably won't be serving:

Of course all of those racially questionable food items would be totally more delicious than bitter herbs and matzoh but Passover is not about enjoying your meal, it's about getting kids drunk. Have a good time, Sasha and Malia!