Did you totally screw up the breaking of the matzoh at your Passover seder last night? Don't worry, there's one more chance to get it right tonight, courtesy of the Japanese!
The methodology: Use a fine paintbrush to moisten the middle of your Manischevitz flatbread. Break it neatly in half. And slather it with Nutella.
Hello, missing the point? The thing with the matzoh is that the Jews were too busy fleeing their Egyptian oppressors to let their bread rise. Like they'd have time for this kind of obsessive cracker division!