The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

If you have no idea what people on Twitter are talking about, fear not. They have no idea what they're talking about, either. The latest mutterings from Chris Anderson, John Byrne, and other online twits:

The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

Conservative punditrix Michelle Malkin nourished her spawn.

The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

BusinessWeek.com editor John Byrne, whose importance should be evident from his ALL-CAPS username, exposed the inner workings of the world's most boring business magazine.

The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

Wired editor-in-chief Chris Anderson opted for "dong."

The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

Journalism-school dropout Reed Kavner learned there's no such thing as a cheap lunch.

The Twitterati Go For "Dong"

Chicago Tribune reporter Wailin Wong corrected bloggers.

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