Marriage-Defending Crusaders Are 2M4MS

Let's see, how could the evil anti-gay group that calls itself NOM (NOM NOM) and had its hilarious commercial audition clips leaked to YouTube become even more comical? They found a way!

The "National Organization for Marriage," the group behind the briefly infuriating "gathering storm" ad, has decided to call their anti-gay campaign "2 Million for Marriage." Or, as they themselves shortened it: "2M4M."

Come on guys, is this all an elaborate hoax?

We hear NOM's next campaign, against gay adoption, is called "Parents, Not Perverts" or "PNP."

(Also we hear NOM's totally st8 but their GF is out of town and they wanna party.)