The most cathartic part of our week is here. We have to read all the awful unapproved comments all week. You don't. Well, you didn't. Now you have to read five of the worst:

Some of The Unapproved don't like your rims:

Some are taking brave stands against chemotherapy:

Some are religious scholars:

Some are easily-offended swarthy Greek men:

And some are hateful, but polite: