Like All Great Presidents, Obama Has a Terrible and Embarrassing Brother

Barack Obama's half-brother, Samson Obama, was reportedly arrested in England last November for attempting to sexually assault a 13-year-old girl.

Samson Obama is one of Barack Obama's eleven half-siblings; they share a father. He lives in Kenya, but in November, according to the News of the World, British police arrested him for harassing a group of girls in Berkshire:

Samson - who manages a mobile phone shop just outside Nairobi - was the same man arrested by British police after he approached a group of young girls, including a 13 year-old, and allegedly tried to sexually assault one of them.

He then followed them into a cafe where he became aggressive and was asked to leave by the owner. That's when police were called and Samson was arrested.

Samson gave the arresting officers a false identity, according to the paper, claiming to be a political asylum-seeker. He was not charged with a crime, and left the country soon after the incident.

But in January, while he was on his way from Kenya to the United States for his half-brother's inauguration, Samson tried to stop over in England to visit relatives. When he applied for a visa, British officials ran his fingerprints through a database and discovered that he was the same handsy Kenyan that cops had arrested in Berkshire back in November. They denied him a visa, and the guy who wasn't good enough to even step foot in the UK continued on to America to hang out with the president of the United States.