The Obama family trotted Bo out to an obedient press corps. "It's a little pressure here," our President said. The dog nervously whimpered and made a run for it, dragging Malia off toward Virginia.

Obama also dropped a bit of Portuguese Water Dog trivia: they like tomatoes. CNN had "Dog Whisperer" Cesar Milan on hand to narrate the raw footage. His contribution: "Boy are they going to need help."

When George Bush had impromptu little press run-ins at the White House, reporters shouted questions about his lies and arrogance. Today, someone asked Obama: "Is he neutered?" Take it away, Bernie Goldberg.