That's an "Uncomfortable Plot Summary" for the first Star Wars movie. And, hey, it's pretty accurate! It's a fun game to play, and one that postmodernbarney has played exhaustively. What are some others?
They have for The Goonies: "Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen." Heh.
For Chasing Amy: "Homosexuality proved to be passing fancy and sign of sexual deviance."
For Forrest Gump I thought up: "Mentally deficient simp perfect representation of American history."
For Manhattan: "Jewish statutory rapist finds love with woman dressed as man."
What can you come up with?