Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

The advent of Oprah has not changed the inanity of Twitter. Today, Bonnie Fuller met someone supercute, Karen Tumulty landed in the wrong spot, and Alex Blagg recommended meth!

Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

Erstwhile checkout-line tastemaker Bonnie Fuller found someone who made her seem less loathsome by comparison.

Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

Time writer Karen Tumulty ended up on the wrong side of Texas.

Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

WebMediaBrands mogul Alan Meckler touted his company's stock.

Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

CNET social-media beat reporter Caroline McCarthy subverted the dominant media paradigm.

Methed-Out Twitterati Marry Evan Williams in Corpus ChristiS

Bay Area exile Alex Blagg advised Gawker alumna Doree Shafrir, in San Francisco for a book reading, on his former haunts.

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