Haha, maniac stockpicker Jim Cramer will not stand for some "rational" investment guy demeaning Cramer's failed stockpicking ways right on his own network. Instead he'll just break into the man's interview, ranting and shouting!

I mean can you believe the nerve of this fuckin' guy, coming on CNBC and saying amateurs should follow a proven successful passive investment strategy and shouldn't try to time the market according to the rantings of a man whose stock picks have a losing record? The nerve of this fuckin' guy. Shove your "index funds" up your tight ass!

Cramer's rant here is only 5% less shouty than that.
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