Back when Rudy was actually running for president (hah) as a Republican, we had a lot of fun with his divorces and wife-cheating-on and the fact that really the only thing he had in common with the modern Republican party was that he is a psychotic White man who wants to make permanent war on various brown people. Well, they nominated John McCain, so joke's on us, but for some fucking reason Rudy is still pretending to try to make himself palatable to 'mainstream' Republicans or something, which is why today he is against The Gay Marriage.
What? Why? Who knows! But he's furious that our blind accidental governor reintroduced the gay marriage bill. Even the Post is kind of confused.
"Marriage, I believe, both traditionally and legally, has always been between a man and a woman and should remain between a man and woman," said Giuliani, who has been married three times.
Nice zinger, Dicker.
So Rudy is trying to position himself for a disastrous gubernatorial run, or something. Meanwhile his old gay roommates are going to get gay married. These friends have been together for 18 years, and neither of them plans on leaving the other during, say, a press conference.
Back when Rudy had a soul (it was a tiny, twisted, vile excuse for one, but it seems to have actually existed), he promised his friends that he himself would personally marry them, once it became legal.
Rudy Giuliani should be locked in a box with a ferret.