The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The magical internet has coughed up a cached version of hipster grifter Kari Ferrell's painstakingly quirky Myspace page. And Kari Ferrell detritus has already hit Ebay! Click through for more aggressisexual grifter crapola.

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Ebay bit: a matchbook, allegedly given by Kari to some dude at a restaurant in Greenpoint, with the inscription "The only meat in my mouth comes on a six foot stick. Love Ping Pong." Whoa how come everybody in Brooklyn except us got these things? A sad statement about us. Important Myspace sections below:

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

The Hipster Grifter's Myspace Page: 'Sylvester Stabone'S

[And currently: is not for you]