The magical internet has coughed up a cached version of hipster grifter Kari Ferrell's painstakingly quirky Myspace page. And Kari Ferrell detritus has already hit Ebay! Click through for more aggressisexual grifter crapola.

The Ebay bit: a matchbook, allegedly given by Kari to some dude at a restaurant in Greenpoint, with the inscription "The only meat in my mouth comes on a six foot stick. Love Ping Pong." Whoa how come everybody in Brooklyn except us got these things? A sad statement about us. Important Myspace sections below:

[And currently: is not for you]

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