Barbara Walters sending Twitter messages as she gets her hair shampooed is a sign of the Apocalypse. Run for the hills, kids — but make sure to get a frosty caffeinated beverage before you do!
Barbara Walters gushed over View colleagues. (She loves Sherri, but not enough to know how her name is spelled!)
E! News anchorlady Giuliana Rancic got into a Twitterfight with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush over gay marriage.
Boa-laden media horror Laurel Touby interviewed a recruiter about her bus.
Former Engadget editor Ryan Block coped with San Francisco's hipster heatwave.
Wired editor Adam Rogers fed the hand that bit him.
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