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So Meghan McCain, Suze Orman, and Bonnie Fuller walk into a bar ... no, we don't know the punchline either, but we suspect the real joke is that they're all on Twitter. Today's meetest tweets:

The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley

Peppy alternapublican blogueuse Meghan McCain threatened the Bay Area with a visit.

The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley

Suze Orman frowned on the acquisition of guacamole via credit card.

The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley

Pejorative-epithet-deprived media personality Bonnie Fuller recounted her face-to-chest meeting with Voldemort.

The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley

Gawker alumna Jessica Coen maintained her sense of proportion.

The Twitterati Buy Nick Denton Guacamole in Berkeley

Chicago journalist Rob Elder experienced the diminution of print media firsthand.

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