So Meghan McCain, Suze Orman, and Bonnie Fuller walk into a bar ... no, we don't know the punchline either, but we suspect the real joke is that they're all on Twitter. Today's meetest tweets:
Peppy alternapublican blogueuse Meghan McCain threatened the Bay Area with a visit.
Suze Orman frowned on the acquisition of guacamole via credit card.
Pejorative-epithet-deprived media personality Bonnie Fuller recounted her face-to-chest meeting with Voldemort.
Gawker alumna Jessica Coen maintained her sense of proportion.
Chicago journalist Rob Elder experienced the diminution of print media firsthand.
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