Oh, hello. You wanted to see a picture of disgraced Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich standing in a fake forest with Heidi and Spencer from The Hills, right? Oh good, because we have one.

Um, yeah. So... Blago was going to be on the upcoming season of I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, which I don't need to explain because the show is so beautifully described in L'Inferno, but a federal judge said, "Um, actually you're being indicted on 17 pretty serious charges right now, so no, you can't go to Costa Rica to film a fucking reality show." So, he's not doing it, but he is promoting it! He showed up at a junket to support his would-be costars, a roster of ghouls that ranges from the aforementioned Hills idiots to born-again Baldwin Stephen to Tail Spin character made flesh, American Idol's Sanjaya.

What did he have to say about the would-be experience?

I had sold myself on this being a way for me to be a modern-day Teddy Roosevelt. I basically deluded myself into being that, and then the judge made his decision.

So, that's a thing that someone said once, whatever in the good Christ it means. Is Rod Blagojevich about to invade Cuba?

At least he acknowledged that he's deluding himself about... something. Anyway, this is all to say, here's a horrible thing, now please look at it. I mean, just look at it. Those are people.

Those are people, America.

The Worst Picture Ever Taken Is Also Sort of the Best One

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