Obama's First 100 Days Have Got Nothing On the Lost Castaways'S

The President may have passed a record stimulus bill, closed Gitmo and handled a deadly pirate crisis, but from what I can tell he has discovered few to no hatches.

Look, I get that Obama came into office with the greatest set of challenges a President has faced in generations, but the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 crash landed on an island, filled with monsters, that appears on no maps and is unreachable with traditional navigation equipment. That's crazy! All I'm saying is that this rundown by the numbers of Obama's first 100 days in office is infinitely shorter than this timeline over on Lostpedia. For example: Obama has lived comfortably in the White House this entire time while the castaways have moved camps no less than 6 or 7 times while also fending off seemingly a half dozen different groups of hostiles that keep wanting to kill them for vague and constantly changing reasons. So, mainstream media, let's not breaking our arms patting Obama on the back just yet.

(You might be saying to yourself "what is going on in this post" but it's Sunday and really hot out so let's just be ourselves.)