Classic appliance ads from the halcyon days when women were in the kitchen, dad was drunk in the den, and kids were really fucking creepy-looking: is there anything better?

When Appliances Made Americans Weird


This child is about to be a "Child Trapped in Fridge" headline.


When Appliances Made Americans Weird

Four waffles: because good white families have four people. No more. No less.


When Appliances Made Americans Weird

This lady is just crazy.


When Appliances Made Americans Weird

Little Timmy and his sister, Satania, love toast.


When Appliances Made Americans Weird

Both the first and the second statement in this advertisement turned out to be false.


[Woman's Day via Adfreak]