Classic appliance ads from the halcyon days when women were in the kitchen, dad was drunk in the den, and kids were really fucking creepy-looking: is there anything better?
This child is about to be a "Child Trapped in Fridge" headline.
Four waffles: because good white families have four people. No more. No less.
This lady is just crazy.
Little Timmy and his sister, Satania, love toast.