Classic appliance ads from the halcyon days when women were in the kitchen, dad was drunk in the den, and kids were really fucking creepy-looking: is there anything better?

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This child is about to be a "Child Trapped in Fridge" headline.


Four waffles: because good white families have four people. No more. No less.


This lady is just crazy.


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Little Timmy and his sister, Satania, love toast.


Both the first and the second statement in this advertisement turned out to be false.


[Woman's Day via Adfreak]