Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

What did I learn from Twitter today? Diablo Cody thinks dicks are dicks, Ruth Reichl makes a mean Gene Simmons, and Michelle Obama has her own big-media stalkerblog. Excellent! More Twitterings from the media elite:

Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

Juno scribe Diablo Cody talked about dicks.

Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

Washington Post tech reporter Rob Pegoraro discussed his email habits.

Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

Gourmet editor Ruth Reichl discomfited everyone who hadn't realized she was dressed up as Gene Simmons.

Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

Chicago Sun-Times D.C. bureau chief Lynn Sweet fed our Michelle Obama obsession.

Saucy Twitterati Dream of Puppies Dressed as Gene Simmons

Today Show videoblog correspondent Sara Haines looked forward to puppies.

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